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Nate Pilling is a blogger (who isn't?), a writer (why?), and a college student (maybe?). When he's not blogging, writing and colleging, Nate enjoys reading about and learning of new stuff (you and every other person on the face of the earth). Sometimes he tries to write snappy bios for himself and fails miserably. Sometimes his bios reference themselves.
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So this guy is taking his girlfriend to the high school prom. And he’s got a lot of work to do.
First he has to rent a tux, so he goes to the tuxedo store. But there’s a huge tuxedo line at the store. Finally he gets out of there and realizes he has to go buy a corsage, so he goes to a florist. But there’s this big long corsage line at the florist. Finally he gets the corsage and has his tux and he’s gotta go rent a limo. But there’s this huge line when he gets to the limo place.
Finally after waiting and making all the arrangements, it’s the night of the prom. He picks her up and takes her down there to get in, but there’s this huge ticket line at the door. Finally they get in and they start dancing and having fun, and she says to him, “I’m hungry,” so he goes to get her some food, but there’s this huge buffet line. He gets her some food and they eat and they’re dancing again and she says, “Now I’m thirsty, can you get me a drink?” So he goes to get her a drink and there’s no punchline.
